What Do Missiles, Paul Reiser, and Elevator Farting Have in Common?
In order to find out what all of these things have in common, you’ll have to stop by the My Right to Bitch Blogroll Induction Ceremony on A Clown on Fire. And bring a side a dish. Preferably one with lots of beer in it.
It’s a gloriously festive occasion. I hope you can make it.
I’ve cracked the code. At least I think I did. Stop by the party, and I’ll explain the inner workings of the the very wacky, impressionistic, and sometimes indecipherable A Clown on Fire website. Important answers will be discovered. Answers to questions like, “What the Fuck is a A Clown on Fire?” Perhaps the most burning question of all…
It’s must read material.
Would you expect any less?
Here’s a Preview:
A Clown on Fire is Like:
#3. Eating the most delectable piece of chocolate cake, and finding a dirty band-aid with part of a finger still attached to it in the last bite… (the suspense)
I don’t wanna spoil the fun…
The man in the blue tie just shit his pants. The man in the Red Scarf was the first to realize it. The short man will be the first to hurl…
Go check it out!
-Happy Blogging \M/
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I’ve been stunned by my visit to the Clownsphere today. Can you please explain the difference to me between \M/ and \MM/? (other than seeing double, that is).
\M/ = Rock on. It’s the little devil hand thingy.
\MM/ = Rock the FUCK on!!! “Too much rock for one hand” It requires that two hands be put together to make one giant devil hand thingy.
Make sense? \M/
Ah. I am smarter already. Thank you!
I just made the gesture with my hand and it made me laugh.
It’s powerful, I’m telling you.
It must be. Because you are telling me, and I am believing you.
Hop on one foot.
Congrats, A!
now you’re officially a Circus Freak… hope I get a discount on the popcorn (and don’t you dare tell the lady with the snaggle tooth to sell me last week’s!)!
Thank you. I’m feeling very verklempt all day. \M/
awww
Adam,
You got a pretty good reaction from my Carnies too, Adam.
I’d like to think it’s because you’re cute. But I know it’s because you’re a good blogger. This will be my only non-smartass comment of the day.
Le Clown
Le Clown,
Either way, it was a successful day. Thanks man! Proceed with the smartass comments.
Is it fire, as in “I feel fire when I pee”?? Regardless of the burn danger, I shall venture to LeClown territory. . .damn Canucks. . . .take off hoser
*Yes* to fire when you pee. Be careful!!
FBG,
This Canuck will be waiting for you………………………
Le Clown
LeClown,
Did you insert an evil laugh after that statement?
FBG
Because in my head, I heard you say that with a sort of Frenchy accent and follow it up with an evil laugh. . .
Burns When I Pee is my Native American name. Got it from a Souix who was selling moonshine at a Girl Scout camp I went to back in the day. Don’t ask.
Jules, I want to ask. Please. I have so many *burning* questions…
Knock yerself out, Chief.
Shit. . .Girl Scout camp. . .now those were some good old days. I know I wasn’t supposed to ask, but what exactly did you get from the Sioux–the moonshine, or the burning sensation, or both??
Hahahaa! Good Lord!!
It’s emotionally draining, isn’t it?!
Indeed
Adam,
There’s a lot of finding out in your first sentence. You should find out by re-reading it again. Just sayin’.
Le Snarky Clown
PS: Great post on ACOF.
Le Clown,
It was a quicky. Thanks for the catch. And thank YOU, I appreciate the compliment — they whole thing was fun!
Adam,
Love me a good quickie…… That’s what I used to hope they’d think after………
Le Clown
Le Clown,
I’m testing your proofreading skils. You passed.
A ha!! So that’s what the ‘\M/’ symbol means!! A weight has been lifted (not in the physical sense. Obviously)!
I can’t believe how many people don’t know what that means?! I guess I got a lot to teach…
I dig that pix of Stephen Fry, by the way.
That’s not Stephen Fry, that’s just some guy in a red scarf?
I am both terrified, and intrigued! Territrigued? Intrified? Yes and yes! And now, I’m a follower of Le Clown… as long as there’s no Kool-Aid involved.
There might be? Har. Har. Did you comment on the other one? I don’t get notifications.
Adam,
You rock the entire fucking blogdom.
\MMMM/!!!!!!!!!
Red
I can dig that! What do you got in the hopper man? Anything good brewin?
Currently working on the time when I went to massage school during a midlife transition with a bunch of crazy fuckers; most of whom were females on the prowl…
I felt so used…
I have a very big grin on my face right now.
Nice! Stay tuned…
I was wondering and I forgot to ask, who downs their vitamins with milk?
I don’t even take vitamins. I smoke cigarettes instead !
Pretty fucking gross, ain’t it!
We all have our vices. I have several…
Congrats! I’d say more but I’m enjoying my Christmas hangover…and I don’t drink. Figure that one out! Or not. Just sayin’…Looking forward to more great writing in 2013!
Watch out! Thanks, Jenn. I’ll do my best, and the same to you!
Ha!
I’m speechless.
Speak!
I think I landed in an alternate universe when I clicked on that link – even the comments were a blast. I’ve just moved out of the dark ages {insert smiley faces here}.
It’s another world, isn’t it? By the way. I picked up your book — The Eleventh Question — last night after a conversation with Kozo. Just started it.
This is my third attempt to respond to you (I’ve been on the road for three days and the wi fi spots in the Aussie outback are hit and miss). I’m near a mining town at the moment so I’m really hoping it works this time
Thank you so much for getting the book – you’ve made my day! I really hope you enjoy it! 
No sweat, enjoy your trip! I’ll let you know when I finish it.
I just popped over to Le Clown’s and man, there is some crazy sh*t going on. It’s all brilliant of course but not gonna lie, I’m quite intimidated by all the bigwigs there. In any case, thanks for clarifying what goes on in that huge corner of the blogosphere. The vitamins and milk analogy has effectively made me lose my appetite for a week.
Lillian, does the description work well? It’s like a Salvador Dali painting. The guy is an Artist. Join up. And never feel intimidated by anyone. There is no such thing as a Big Wig.
I guess no more Chocolate Cake for you either?
This intro has definitely made me curious!!! As I meet new bloggers, I am always impressed by, not only creative blogs, but those blogs that can create readership, and participate as engaged readers in others’ blogs. That is the reason I have nominated you for the Wonderful Team Member Readership Award. Enjoy it as a compliment. http://wp.me/p2jC53-13f Marsha
Thank you so much for the nod, Marsha! That’s pretty cool. I appreciate the compliment, as well as you joining in the festivities when you can. This whole thing has really been a lot of fun. But, it wouldn’t be as much fun if nobody played along. Thank you!
Isn’t that the truth. I hosted an online party for my friend Renee who turned 116, and in two days I had over 500 views!!! She was busy answering best wishes for three days!!! I sat back and enjoyed it tremendously! Happy New Year, my new friend:)
Holy shit! What’s her secret?
Ops, it’s my secret, too many 1s 16 is what I meant to write. I don’t proof read well!!
LOL
I hope you don’t do your own taxes!
hahaha, no I was just getting ready to ask you to do them for me!!!
I nominated you for an award ! Sorry to add on to your large pile of mantle pieces and desk work I know you love sorting through. – http://thebutterflyhatch.wordpress.com/2012/12/29/taking-arrogance-to-the-next-level/
Thanks for the nod, Chick. Very much appreciate the high five!
I can put up with a lot… except elevator farts! That’s just wrong on so many levels, like Hitler’s comin’ ta get me!
God kill me now… reflux gag.
It makes that whole, “stand around but don’t look at anyone” routine even more awkward. Just pull your head into your jacket, zip it up, and wait for the Ding!
Another for your shelf
http://cherispeak.wordpress.com/2013/01/05/rewards-of-awards/
Mizz Cheri, thank you for the nod!
but of course Sir
What a great send up for Le Clown!
You’re on a tear tonight. If you keep this pace up, I might have to start writing faster!
The post that’s linked to this one, for Le Clown, was a lot of fun. The whole week was fun to read and follow. Scratch that. It’s always fun to follow the madness that goes on over there.
If you ever get a chance, check out some of people on his blogroll. They are all phenomenal talents. Mike CALAHAN – check him out.
Will do. TY! BTW, you got my email with follow up stuff? If not check your spam box.
Yes, I did. I’m going to start as soon as I have some. Thank you!