Le Clown and Me in the Dirty D
Yes boys and girls, you read that right. The Ring Leader of the wackiest circus show on earth popped in for a day long tour of the Motor City, and guess who the lucky shmuck was that had to babysit his ass?
It’s been a week and I’m still recovering…
I’m convinced there was no way of preparing for the unexpected visit. In less than twelve hours, the powdery little freakshow turned my hometown into a raging dumpster fire. See Exhibit A.
Exhibit A. Le Clown *beautification project.
To find out more about all the ridiculous antics, outbursts, and clowning around, check out my guest post today on A Clown on Fire: http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/. It’s a goody.
If you’re really bored, check out http://www.theimpersonals.com. At 10am EST, they’re gonna be featuring that goofy Fotoshop post of mine from last week. Drop off a rock star salute!
Oh, and I just watched Bar Refaeli make out with the Godaddy nerd For the first time. Wow does money talk…
-Happy Blogging \m/
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Oh, Lord! Sounds like tons of fun!
Sorry to have been so absent recently. Sara and I are in the process of selling our home and moving to Ecuador–and that has been move conusming than I’d imagined.
Will head over the Le Clown’s now.
Hugs,
Kathy
Kathy,
You’ve been very much missed. I’ve been checking your page every so often for a sign of life. I figured you were busy with the non-Wordpess blogging. Welcome back!
That was hilarious. I’m in Ann Arbor and have only been to the D 3-4 times and still have yet to see the fist and ride the people mover.
Thanks, glad you liked! It was a lot of fun to write. It’s good to see all the metro area people coming out of the woodwork today already. I played a gig at the Blind Pig once in A2. That place still around?
Yes, it is… The only good live music place in town. I think the official name of place – based on how I hear it referred to by the locals is “The Blind Pig. Did you know Nirvana played there?”
Are you in the area?
I’m surprised the Motor City survived!
Me too! Just barely though…
There’s no goddam link for ‘Clown On Fire’!! I’m gonna have to PHYSICALLY type it into my search bar!! How rude!!!
Ok, first of all I think Le Clown is extremely menopausal and should probably consider Evening Primrose Oil capsules. This will have a dual function: to help with those hot sweats and it may also address that shiny face of his that requires constant powdering. Whilst he seemed to be an absolute fucking nightmare; I on the otherhand would be much less hassle!! You know it homeboy!
You’d probably get me into all kinds of shit too. I know how you Irish party. We dedicate a whole day in March to drinking, thanks to the Irish!
Yea but it would be good shit!! Drunken shit. Saucy shit. Silly shit (try saying THAT after a few pints of Guinness)!!
I can’t even say it without being looped on Guinness
Bet there’s loads of other shit you wouldn’t do without being looped on the aul Guinness!! Ha!!
You spin me right round baby right round… like a record baby, right round, round, round. Still dizzy.
It’s a good kind of dizzy though, right?
You just babysat his ass? I don’t envy that job at all…
Well, much more than that, but yes, it’s not an enviable position to be in.
Look at you getting featured and shit! You’ve come a long way.
It trips me out, every single day. I never thought people would read it, yet alone like it?
That sounds like such a good time! I actually went through and read a few of the guests posts on there- sounds like Le Clown has been on quite the tour. Thanks for sharing this post
Cestlavie, thank you for taking the journey to far away lands. This clown fellow has been up and down the North American continent all this week. He’s a riot, a madman…coming to a town near you. Carry mace.
Adam, your guest post was great. Very funny and I loved the few Canadian references (although I actually hate hockey). I came here, I suppose, mainly to brag about how awesome it is to be Canadian: poutine should be its own food group, I hope you’ve actually been able to try it, it’s fantastic. But when I got here to leave my comment I saw that, er, um, *disturbing*, shall we say, “Post of the Week Author” pic. Uh, Adam… WTF?! I can’t unsee that picture! I promise you, I never, ever needed to see that!
Having said that, I’m headed over to McCrabass’ blog now…
Oh, and your Photoshopping on “Le Clown and Me in the Dirty D”… A+++ You should be flattered, because coming from me, that’s a huge compliment. It was very smarmy of me to say that, I said it very tongue-in-cheek, of course. Or did I?
Wendy, you forkin rock. You leave me the best comments, I swear. Your comment is gonna be the post of the week – (hey, that might be cool?) instead of some hippie in an animal print g string…
Glad you liked it. That was a fun one, for sure. It was something I’ve been wanting to do for a long time actually.
That guy is destructive, ain’t he?
Yes, Adam, that would be very cool! Although at this point, anything you replaced that pic with would be an improvement. That guy reminds me of Vince Neil from Motley Crue. And I mean the creepy, lesbian-ish, goatee-sporting Vince of the 2000′s, not the wild, bondage-esque-studded-latex-wearing, platinum blonde rocker of the 80′s. (I always preferred Nikki Sixx anyway).
And I leave you the best comments? Thanks! But I’m not surprised. I’m awesome. Someone said that to me not too long ago — “Why are you so awesome?” they asked. “Just born this way,” I answered. I’m just kidding. About my answer, not the question.
Now, I wouldn’t say Le Clown is destructive. He just likes to, um, express himself. Sorry, he’s a Canadian, which means we’re related… sort of… I think.
By the way, Adam, I’m completely full of it, I hope you know. You write a great blog, the least I can do is write a decent comment.
Well thank you very much! If you like all this crap, then you’re gonna love me and Becca in our first ever video blog together. Holy shit it’s a funny one. Look for it on Valentines day!
Maddie, first of all, thanks for reading all that. A rock star salute to you \m/. That’s a lot of reading…
Your hockey question caught me off guard. I used to be a die hard fan. I’ve been a Wings slappy since I could stand on two feet, but over the past couple years my fanship has dwindled. After this NHL lockout? Pssh! Kiss my ass. I have no interest whatsoever. And I never ever thought I’d say that.
That did me in as a fan. I don’t even recognize the game anymore. I miss fighting and grappling in the corners, and bench clearing brawls with guys like Probie and Kocur. They’re all about this Euro-style finesse thing and I’m not diggin it in the least.
Ahhhhhh…I could go on all night, but I’ll spare you. Do me a favor, if you ever become commissioner of the NHL, reinstate old time hockey game-calling and I’ll think about coming back…
I’m sorry to hear that you’re an Indians fan. God, over the last five years, they ran that team into the ground. Sabathia gone, Martinez gone, Cliff Lee gone…overpaid on Jiminez…Sizemore never healthy…
I’m sorry to see it happen.
The AL Central really is the weakest in baseball. I don’t think anyone’s gonna touch the Tigers for the next few years anyways. I’d like to see the competition level rise up again within it though. But, money is always a factor, and I don’t think the Indians have enough of it. Hence the farm team roster. Good luck next year. Ouch!
The hardest part is that my 81-year-old mother is a life-long Indians fan, and she lives for the games. It is a killer to watch her time and time again be so disappointed. The Indians died for me in 1997 via Jose Mesa (and a demented manager). Sigh. Goodnight, Adam.