Whenever I Take a Week Off, That Means Something Big is About to Happen
That’s Becca. She looks better in Aviators then I do. And she’s hotter too…
Geez, I take a couple days off and people start sending me emails asking if I’m dead or something. Relax, I’m alive, and I also have good news!
Despite the hiatus, there’s been no loafin’ around during the past week. I’ve been busy making plans for the biggest, baddest, hottest, virtual Valentine’s date of my life with the very lovely, and soon to be famous, Becca from 25 to Fly.
Was that a run on sentence?
Who cares. Eat it, grammar snobs. I got bigger things to worry about than indefinite pronouns and fucking subordinating conjunctions. I don’t even know what those two things are either. I looked them up online. They sounded cool…
Anyways, what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, back to the pitch! I promised that this was gonna be a big year, and I’m following through on that promise this Thursday, Valentine’s Day. For the first time in the brief history of My Right to Bitch, not only will I not have a single thing to bitch about, but I’ll also be dropping the first ever video log! You’ll finally get to check out the Heavy Metal Master of this domain in live, technicolor format! (Did you catch the third person usage, grammar snobs?)
Trust me, I can think of much worse things that you could waste five minutes of your time on – like watching that pig, Nancy Grace. That show sucks eggs. This Vlog does not. Have I ever let you down?
Also, drop by tomorrow for an awesome guest post by the infamous Single Girl Blogging. If you’ve never heard of her then you’ve been living in your sock drawer. This chick is the Chelsea Lately of the blogging world (god that sounds dorky) and always a riot. I wonder if she’s got any good advice out there for all the single folks this Valentine’s Day? I guess you’ll just have to wait and see!
Until then,
-Happy Blogging Rock Stars \m/
That’s me. Stillshot from the upcoming, metal-in-your-face video blog!
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Yeah was just thinking if you were dead….
Don’t lie. You were watching the Nancy Grace marathon, weren’t you…
This is good for me, I didn’t miss much around here, I was off too.
I’l be back tomorrow to stalk the guestblogger.
Hell yeah! She’s a trip and a half, I’m tellin’ you. Chelsea Lately ain’t got nothin’ on her.
I have watched Nancy Grace. Your assessment is correct.
There’s nothing better than well-crafted run-on sentence…. And Nancy Grace was a complete abomination on Dancing with the Stars.
Oh shit, did I just admit that I watched that show?
Thank you, I’m a master of the run-on. That woman is indecent. When I look at here I get angry. Since you admitted you watch, I’m asking you to throw a quarter in the jar. That is your punishment!
Speaker 7,
Here’s a hypothetical question: would you rather make out with Nancy Grace, or watch the Bachelor?
Glad you’re still with us!
Can’t wait for the big Valentine’s Day post!
Dude, it’s funny as hell. It’s cued and ready to go!
Youre alive lol
Yezzir! I’ll be humpin’ it hard all this week, fa sho!
Reblogged this on The Daily Grind.
And thank you. That is a fucking swell thing of you to do!
Adam,
You can admit it: you were basking in the afterglow of your guest spot on A Clown on Fire…
Now I am eagerly awaiting the vlog. Can’t wait. On edge. I shall sit here, immobile, until it arrives. I won’t even blink.
Le Clown
Le Clown,
I’m not gonna lie, that played a small part in it. Dude, it’s funny. Are you a Fear and Loathing/Hunter S Thompson fan?
Adam,
I’m more of a Hunter S Thompson fan from afar: I have tremendous respect for the man and his craft, without being well-versed in his art…
Eric
As long as you’re familiar with him, that’s all that matters…\m/
Adam,
Call me Gonzo.
Le Clown
Right on, Doc
Whoa. He isn’t even going to blink. Just whoa.
Adam,
I, too, am waiting with baited breath (whatever that means). Well, aside from being at Steamboat Springs and skiing my ass off, I’ll be waiting…
Cathy
Cathy,
I don’t know what the hell that means either. Who comes up with this stuff? I think a fish came up with that line. Anyways, you’re gonna dig it. I speak for both me and Becca when I say this, but we are absolutely geeked to drop this one! Probably the biggest, baddest one yet. Enjoy your vacay! Sounds like a lot more fun than working…
Glad you’re back. Can’t wait to see what you’ve come up with…
Glad to be back. It was nice to take a little break and do something different for a change. It turned out great. I think you’re gonna dig it!
Can’t wait!
You have to!
Vlog? Watch out KevJumba. Adam is about to do youtube. Make sure the adult settings are checked so my kids don’t stumble upon your video while watching Sponge Bob. Can’t wait.
LOL! Brilliant
Dude, I had to google that guy. I’m not gonna lie. I’m a little biased, but I like me and Becca way better. Adult settings have been checked – be here or be square!
The Chelsea Lately of the blogging world? Does this mean she is marinated in vodka?
Even if she isn’t, I am still looking forward to it!
She could be for all I know. She’s a trip though, and definitely worth reading – especially if you’re a chick! I call it “tasteful raunch”, if there’s such a thing?
And so if I don’t know who the fuck Chelsey Lately is , than…?
You have a spacious sock drawer, Queenie!
You should see my underwear drawer!
I bet it’s full of granny panties!
Hahaha! No-ooo…. I actually have two drawers, one for bikini and hipsters, and one for thongs…But I don’t actually go in there much.
Yeah, me too.
I respectfully reserve the right to shout “Valentine’s Day Sucks!” and “Love Stinks!”, as well as to wear black (and I’m not talking the sexy lingerie type either) on Thursday…I won’t judge you if you won’t judge me!
Jenn, this Valentine’s Day will be a lovely one for me. Like I said, I got nothing to bitch about? I mean, look at her?
Trade the black frock for something Victoria’s Secret-ish? Your hubby will approve!
If he noticed…I’m thinking I may just invite O Henry over. Enjoy time with your hottie!
Looking forward to the vlog!
Katie, you should be. If it sucks, blame your poor taste. No just kidding, blame me. No just kidding again.
I’ll take the fall Adam. But there wont be one!
Shit Adam,
I knew weren’t dead. You were probably just having a shower beer and got carried away with yourself. I bet you have a cooler in there. I was going to send you an inquiring email however. It went something like this: Hey Adam, How come when I’m not posting anything on my blog you don’t send me emails asking me if I’m dead or something? I mean WTF? Where’s the love?
Looking forward to your vlog brother. It better be good.
Red
Red,
Actually, I was just introduced to this concept recently by Becca. Upon learning of it, I have contacted a tile man to have a custom tap installed. Coors only. That’s how I’m Rollin for here on out.
Oh, and now you’re putting the pressure on. If it sucks, then I’m delusional. It’s fucking awesome though, who am I kidding!
Shower beers for all, on me!
Becca, what do you mean when you say, “on me” Like, you’re buyin? Or are you doing a Coors calendar girl shoot?
Somehow I knew that would come into question!
Tick, tick, tick… waiting. And it seems to me, that both you and Becca are equally hot. Hotter together, if you put the aviator and the mask together.
Well thank you, I give the majority of the hotness to red delight. Are you referring to the surgical mask?
You’re like Teflon™! Deflecting all compliments. Whatever, you make a stellar team. I was referring to the mask you’re wearing in the bottom photo.
Well thank you, I agree. I hate to disappoint, but that is not a mask. That is my real face.
Good luck, buddy! You couldn’t have asked for a better partner than Becca. Just don’t tell Miss Four Eyes I said that…
I agree Hook, and my lips are sealed. She’s a trip to work with. It was almost like working together in person?
Coming up Thursday, a very special episode of My Right To Bitch…
Damn right, Happy Zinny!
Looking forward to the vlog, Adam
– so glad you’re still alive…
Dianne, it feels like a lifetime ago since we last talked. It’s good to know I’m alive too. Make sure to tune in, I’m for real!
Can’t wait, Adam! What a treat on V-Day!! I have something to look forward to.
I think you and Becca make a cute couple.
D’awwww. I concur.
Me toooo!
The camera loves you Adam. I’ll even let you keep the Oscar
.
Shucks! Thanks darlin, I’m blushin’ again!
Reblogged this on 25ToFly and commented:
I find this Adam guy quite charming. I like him. You will like him too. We will all like him. Tomorrow is the big day. All of your blogger match-making dreams are coming true. Adam and I are going on a virtual date for Valentine’s Day and things are going to get intense. It will be the best vlog collaboration you’ve seen. And if it isn’t, at least I can tell you that it is better than that show “Next” on MTV. So tomorrow, get ready to sit back, relax, give yourself a rose, and fire up the YouTube machine. It’s on!
I’m so pumped!!!
You made me all discussed by having me read Nancy Grace, then I was happy again when I read Eggs. Mmmm Eggs. You are evil!!!! Okay, now I want bacon too.
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
The power of Bacon, it turns all brains into happy meat eaters.
Be happy they only thought you were dead and weren’t wishing you dead. There’s a fine line between the two and the one really hurts.
The death threats haven’t come yet, but I wouldn’t rule them out just yet. I’m hoping I can squeak by! Wait, I am supposed to be reading between the lines?
But I thought WE were gonna spend V-Day together; just you, me and my delusion! Flip sake, I’m going to have to rearrange my entire day now…actually, wait a second, I’m pretty desperate so it’s worth a shot…any idea what Le Clown is up to tomorrow??
I’m so sorry darlin’, there’s only enough me for one lucky lady this Valentine’s Day…I will schedule you for next year, if that works? And I have no idea what Le Clown’s got up his sleeve. We’ll just have to wait and see. He’s always got something over the top brewin…
Don’t forget to check in tomorrow!!
Oh alright, next year then…talk about playin’ hard to get…*rips up homemade Valentine’s Day card, slumps shoulders and drags her sorry ass off to bed*
*Nazareth’s Love Hurts playing in the background*
Oh yea, pi$$ all over my bleeding heart why dontcha!!! lol
haha! I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it!
This is one of the side-effects of reading posts backwards – you kind of get the idea that that the poster isn’t dead after all.
Unless you’re posting from beyond the grave, Adam. Which, if you are, is fine as well.