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It’s been a long time coming, but me and one of my absolute favorite west coast enigmas have teamed up to provide a ridiculous commentary on some of the wildest pleasure tools that money can buy.
Let’s backtrack. I call her an enigma because for as many times as we’ve chatted, I still don’t know what the hell she looks like. For all I know she could be some freaky carnival dude living in a van down by the park river. Even if that were the case, he/she’d still be funny.
So strap on your stilettos and take a stroll with us down the neverending isle of rubber wieners and pocket vaginas:
- Catch ya’ll on the flip-side, Chowderheads \m/
- How Can Enjoy Sex Life (sexbytoys.wordpress.com)
- Use Sex Toys for getting back your exciting sex life (fuzhouzbch.wordpress.com)
- The Scariest Sex Toys We’ve Ever Seen [NSFW] (jezebel.com)