Who said bitching and complaining wouldn’t get you anywhere?  Ok, it still hasn’t got me anywhere.  Even though it doesn’t pay the bills, it does come with an occasional bit of meaningful recognition.  Thanks to Nick, the author of the blog: Talkin’ Shit for bestowing upon me The {Booker} Award.

I tip my cap to you sir.

Acceptance Speech:

Talkin’ Shit is one of the blogs that I keep an eye out for in my reader.  Actually, when I first started doing this, he was one of the guys that helped inspire my blog – that’s no lie.   Give credit where credit is due.  He has an assertive, yet compassionate voice when he delivers on his topics.  That’s why I follow him.  I would encourage the sensitive reader to look past the abrasive title, and find within it a series of deep and genuine writings.  Life is packed full of so much more than what’s visible on the surface – his posts are reflective of that.

He’s is the type of person that says what needs to be said, and I find that admirable.  Being politically correct sucks.  Nick’s blog doesn’t.   A good majority of people seem to hold back when they write — that’s what separates him from most.  There are times when his words are just downright heart-wrenching and real.  One post in particular stands out that I still haven’t forgotten.  Out of respect for the personal nature of the story, I’ll leave it to be discovered.

Keep an eye out for the “Douche of the Week” – great stuff!  Thanks again Nick — you rock.

A Few Great Reads:

Even though I [CENSORED] hate reading, here are a few books that I couldn’t put down.

1.)  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas — Hunter S. Thompson

This is the guru of gonzo at his finest.  What an iconic figure in American Literature.  It would be a shame if a book-reader went a lifetime without sampling some of his work.  Hunter S. Thompson is an absolute genius, and the reason that I started writing.  It’s hard sometimes for me to hold back the Hunter S. within me…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.)  The I Ching (Book of Changes) — (Interpreted by) Brian Browne Walker

This one is probably more of a manual than a book.  The I Ching is one of the oldest texts in the world, supposedly predating recorded history.  There are a million interpretations of it, but I was told this was the most accurate of the many.  It seemed a bit hokey at first, but after giving it shot, I couldn’t put it down.  It’s a guide for navigating life — with a twist.  Check it out.

3.)  The Holographic Universe — Michael Talbot

This is one of those books that will flip your lid if you’re into weird metaphysics stuff.  It’s basically Albert Einstein babble for Dummies.  The Holographic Universe is a series of experiments conducted in order to turn science-fiction into science fact.  I would classify it under “heavy reading”.  I’ve read it more than once — that says something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.)  Freedom — OSHO

If you’re in need of some real-life counseling, look into OSHO.  The guy was a guru for living.  The term “enlightenment” is frowned upon by his philosophy, yet it’s the best word I can think of to describe the goal of his teachings.  It changed my life.  It will change yours too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. The Dirt — Motley Crue (Biography)

This book made me realize how [CENSORED] boring my life is.  These guys partied hard.  Period.  I don’t even really like Motley Crue and I read it at least four times.  I gave my copy to someone and its been passed around ever since.  The last time I saw it, it was in pretty bad shape.  Check it out — there isn’t a dull moment in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Now, The Envelope Please:

This is the part where I get to pass on the {Booker} Award to my 5 Favorite Bloggers — You guys have all been awesome.  Congratulations, you deserve a little recognition…keep it coming!

1.)  Sass and Balderdash – This quirky little chick is an up-and-coming stand up comic.  Look out, she’s a feisty one — that’s why I love reading her stuff.  She’s always good for laugh.  Notable post:  Grocery Store Gripes

2.)  The B(itch) Log – Heather is a must read.  She’s a misanthropist to the core, which makes for some great stories.  Her stuff falls into the “mommy blog” genre.  Whether you have kids or not, doesn’t matter — read it.  She doesn’t hold anything back — judge for yourself.  Notable post: Food Nazis

3.) Seasons of Insanity – This guy was my first fan.  I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.  I never really got into the whole zombie apocalypse thing until I started reading Radar’s stuff — now I’m hooked.  Each week he posts a continuation to the story, and I’m right behind him reading it.  I hope it takes off.  Cheers to you sir, congrats on the milestone(s).  Notable Post:   Day 67: A Zombie Apocalypse  (backtrack, follow all)

4.) Life and Other Tales – This is one of my all time favorites.  She is an amazing poet and storyteller.  Her stuff is packed full of great imagery and emotion — I’m always looking for her stuff.  You should too.  Plus, she’s always the first one to hump my blog whenever I post — what a doll.  Notable Post:  After the Storm

5.) Single Girl Blogging – This chick is a riot.  I hope for my own selfish sake she stays single forever, because it’s resulted in a great blog.  I think she belongs in Cosmopolitan or something like that — she’s definitely got a columnist-type style about her writing.  Super witty, no discretion, and raunchy as hell.  Notable Post:   WTF is Victoria Beckham’s Problem?

God, that felt like being in college again, but it was worth it –

–Happy Blogging and Congratulations…Bitchers

If you’d like to Share the {Booker} Award:

1.)  Thank the person that gave it to you

2.)  List a few books that have inspired your life and writing

3.) Pass it on to 5 of your favorite bloggers